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Funny Planet

by Le Nombre D'Or

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1.
The Illusion 02:17
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Well I’m so tired of your money conversations and your weather speculations and your telephone addiction.   Oh I’m so tired of your crazy negotiations and your stupid education and the so-called innovation.   But I, well I’m still standing and I, well I’m still playing And I, well I’ll keep smiling cause it’s all an illusion.   I’m so tired of this mass of information and your latest acquisition and the circus of the elections.   I’m so tired of the laws and regulations And your HAARP manipulations and the time acceleration.   But I, well I’m still standing And I, well I’m still playing And I, well I’ll keep smiling Cause it’s all an illusion. Yes it’s all an illusion Holographic world Vibrations. Well I’m so tired Of your online conversations And your hundred useless questions And your lies and your corruption. I’m so tired of some Hollywood intentions and the secret installations and your underground exactions.   But I, well I’m still standing And I, well I’m still playing And I, well I’ll keep smiling Cause it’s all an illusion. Yes it’s all an illusion Une illusion.
2.
You Are Sounding So Spiritual 02:07
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Oh you are sounding so spiritual When it comes to ripping me off! And you think I’m so beautiful When my money is all that you really want.   You are sounding so spiritual When it comes to ripping me off! And yeah you tell me I’m so beautiful, yes I know! When my money is all that you really want.   Money, money money, money money, Look at yourself and your money.   Money, money, money money, What are you doing with your money? You always want more money!
3.
I Saw A UFO 03:57
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It was the 5th of November 1990 Yes the 5th of November 1990 It was the 5th of November 1990 In France.   It wasn’t, it wasn’t a Russian rocket, no It wasn’t some mass hallucination, It wasn’t the reflections of parasite lights, And it wasn’t whatever they said on fucking TV.   I, I saw a UFO I, well I saw a UFO And I know what I saw.   It was the 3rd of July 1947 the 3rd of July 1947 It was the 3rd of July 1947 Or maybe the 2nd or the 4th   But it wasn’t some secret Russian weapon, no It wasn’t, it wasn’t a weather balloon, oh oh! It wasn’t, it wasn’t what the government said, And it wasn’t whatever they wrote in their papers. I, I saw a UFO I, well I saw a UFO And I’m not the only one, no. A colony of seagulls in the sky of Milwaukee, Shooting stars and meteors over Washington, Planet Jupiter or Venus dancing in the sky, Psychosocial contagion in Belgium, Optical illusions around nuclear sites, International Space Station dancing in the sky too, Thai lanterns in France.   I, I saw a UFO I, well I saw a UFO And I know what I saw.
4.
L'agent immobilier 02:57
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C’est la plus belle maison de l’Univers, Et j’vais la vendre, et j’vais la vendre. C’est la plus belle maison de l’Univers, Et j’vais la vendre. C’est la plus belle et la plus magnifique, La plus pratique, la plus magique. C’est la meilleure maison du monde et de la galaxie, Oh de la galaxie, oui de la galaxie, de la galaxie, Et pis de l’Univers! Mais y’a quand-même la cheminée qui risque de tomber, Des infiltrations d’eau pis faut refaire les escaliers. Y’a quand-même des coupures d’eau et des moisissures, Des radiateurs qui tombent en panne et juste quelques fissures.   1,2,3! C’est pas facile tous les jours d’être agent immobilier, C’est pas facile tous les jours d’être agent immobilier, C’est pas facile tous les jours d’être agent immobilier, C’est pas facile tous les jours. Oh non c’est pas facile tous les jours, C’est pas facile non, tous les jours.   C’est la plus belle maison de l’Univers, J’l’ai pas vendue, j’l’ai pas vendue. C’est la plus belle maison de l’Univers, J’l’ai pas vendue, j’l’ai pas vendue.
5.
The Right Map 01:37
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Ulrik is a brother who lives in South Africa His dream holiday was to go to Australia He worked hard for years, and saved the money Then he booked a flight from Cape Town to Sydney.   Why does the plane have to stop in Dubai? Tell me: why does the plane have to stop in Dubai? Well are you sure that you really got the right map? Tell me: well are you sure that you really got the right map?   Nadia is a sister who lived in Malaysia She took a plane to visit a brother in China Halfway through, it disappeared from the radar A crash in the ocean, said another TV liar.   How can you lose such a plane, such a big plane? Tell me: how can you lose such a plane? Well are you sure you really got the right map? Tell me: well are you sure that you really got the right map?   Oscar is a brother who lived in Sedona His studies of the ice led him to Antarctica But far from the coast, he disappeared mysteriously And nobody knows what happened to his body.   Fell in a hole, or did he see an ice wall? Tell me: fell in a hole, or did he see the ice wall? Well are you sure you really got the right map? Tell me: well are we sure that we really got the right map?
6.
Prisonniers du temps 02:42
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Y’avait ce mec, je l’ai accosté Il a fini par m’emporter J’ai voulu le revoir la semaine d’après Mais il m’a dit d’un ton suspect Il m’a dit ‘’J’ai pas, j’ai pas le temps’’ Il m’a dit ‘’J’ai pas, j’ai pas le temps’’   Et mon collègue je lui ai demandé Si il pouvait un peu m’aider Finir un truc qu’il faut livrer Dans la journée, d’un ton stressé Il m’a dit ‘’J’ai pas, j’ai pas le temps’’ Il m’a dit ‘’J’ai pas, j’ai pas le temps’’   Prisonniers du temps, du temps qui presse, Du temps qui vibre, du temps qui craque, de temps en temps. Prisonniers des heures, des mois, des saisons, Tu perds ton temps, à ne pas vivre dans le temps présent.   Avec mes potes, tous débordés, Tous esclaves du calendrier On devait se voir le mois dernier Mais on s’est dit d’un air navré Hé ouais on s’est dit ‘’J’ai pas, j’ai pas le temps’’ On s’est dit ‘’J’ai pas, j’ai pas le temps’’ Et y’a la Terre, bien occupée Dans cet Univers, en train de tourner (ou pas) J’ai médité pour lui parler Elle m’a dit ‘’tout est connecté’’ Et pis elle m’a dit ‘’J’ai pas, j’ai pas le temps’’ elle m’a dit ‘’J’ai pas, j’ai pas le temps’’   1,2,3! Prisonniers du temps, du temps qui rigole, De nous voir tous esclaves d’un temps inexistant. Prisonniers des heures, des mois, des saisons, Tu perds ton temps, à ne pas vivre dans le temps présent.
7.
Improve Your Vibrations 02:47
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Yes, there’s a storm outside But something else is on my mind Surfing on a wave of contemplation, I don’t need to find an explanation. Let’s listen to the silence, I don’t think I will need any guidance, I’ll take a walk in the forest, Listen to my heart and do my best.   Improve your vibrations, And do what you gotta do. Don’t look for inspiration, Cause you got it, inside you. In a moment of depression, Just put a smile on your face, Cause you’re here for a reason, At the right time and place.   And I know it’s not easy every day But you know you can do it your own way And I know life can be quite intense But in the end you will see that it all makes sense. Yes it’s a mess outside But I feel good on the inside Surfing on a wave of motivation I just need to follow my intuition I will write another song I don’t think this is gonna take me long And I will walk to the lake And forget about the things that I can’t stand.   Improve your vibrations, And do what you gotta do. Don’t look for inspiration, Cause you got it, inside you. In a moment of depression, Just put a smile on your face, Cause you’re here for a reason, At the right time and place.
8.
What's Going On, On Mars? 01:07
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What, what’s going on, on Mars? On Mars! What, what’s going on, in the tunnels of Mars? The tunnels of Mars! What, what’s going on, in the underground, in the underground? Hey, what, what’s going on, on Mars? On Mars!
9.
Chanson pour la France et pour tous les français de l'Univers 02:27
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T’es tellement belle Et t’as tout pour rayonner T’es comme une perle, Une perle d’eau, qui peut valser.   T’es tellement fière, On n’arrête pas de t’regarder. Tu nous éclaires Bien au-delà de tes forêts.   Esclavage dans une Europe bien amochée Libère-toi, et surtout éteins ta télé. Gouvernés par des clowns en uniforme, Relève-toi, on va remettre la France en forme.   Tu te réveilles Il était temps d’réaliser Que ton amour Et ta lumière nous ont sauvés.   Tu te relèves Ca fait du bien de respirer C’était comme un rêve, Un rêve de fou, un rêve français.   Mascarade de marionnettes maçonniques Rigolons, car tout cela est bien comique. Liberté, égalité, fraternité Tôt ou tard, la France aura la Vérité.
10.
Le ptérodactyle de la Meuse 02:37
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Supposé être mort Il revient à l’aurore Sous le chemin de fer Il sort de son enfer.   Bar-le-Duc dans la nuit Il mourut dans un cri 200 millions d’années Telle est sa destinée.   C’est le ptérodactyle, le ptérodactyle, le ptérodactyle de la Meuse. C’est le ptérodactyle, le ptérodactyle, c’est le ptérodactyle de la Meuse.   Combien d’êtres cachés Attendent d’être délivrés? Prisonniers sous la Terre, Ou bien dans d’autres sphères.
11.
We Don't Know 03:17
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Blinded by the mainstream media, Brainwashed by the television, You just love, you just love repeating what they say How can you hate someone so much?, You haven’t even done your research And you don’t know, you don’t know what’s going on.   What’s going on today on Earth? What’s going on in the Universe? Oh we don’t know, we don’t know what’s going on. What’s going on today on Earth? What’s going on in the Universe? We don’t know, we don’t know, and that’s all we know.   Avoid the mental masturbation And the labyrinth of information Or you’ll get lost, you’ll get lost, within 7 seconds. Stuck inside the third density, Let’s have a bit of humility Cause we don’t know, we don’t know what’s going on.   What’s going on today on Earth? What’s going on in the Universe? We don’t know, we don’t know what’s going on. What’s going on today on Earth? What’s going on in the Universe? Oh we don’t know, we don’t know, and that’s all we know.
12.
The Mainstream Media 01:37
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The Mainstream Media! The Mainstream Media! The Mainstream Media! Ha Ha!   Oh you make me laugh Oh you’re so funny But you’re so dramatic.   Look at your beautiful shows And your beautiful articles And your beautiful programs And your beautiful bullshit!   The Mainstream Media! The Mainstream Media! The Mainstream Media! Ha Ha! You don’t even deserve a longer song than that!
13.
Stay Away From The Screen 03:07
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Is it smart or is it stupid? Be careful not to get addicted Are you sure that it helps you? Well I can see it does something to you. Can you spend a day without it? And could you spend a life without it? Do you even know how it's made? And have you heard about all the waves? Waves.   Well I say: Stay away from the screen and switch it off! Stay away from the screen and wake up! Will you stay away from the screen and do something? Stay away from the screen as far as you can, as far as you can.   In the bus or in the subway At the station or in a café I can see a thousand screens And I start to have a dream Of a global network failure or of a serial killer hammer. Could you look at me in the eye? Well can't you see it's all a lie? It's all a lie! Well I say: Stay away from the screen and switch it off! Stay away from the screen and wake up! Will you stay away from the screen and do something? Stay away from the screen as far as you can as far as you can as far as you can and as much as you can.
14.
Warriors Of The Light 02:37
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They’re spread across the planet There is no fear inside them They don’t complain or fight The warriors of the Light.   You know it’s not surprising The waves of Love are coming And you can feel it in your heart Like a warrior of the Light.   Their number doesn’t matter It’s growing every hour We all look for the Light We are the warriors of the Light.   You know it’s all a movie And the lessons you are learning They make you realize You are a warrior of the Light.   Our weapon is forgiveness We share the same consciousness We keep faith no matter what We are the warriors of the Light   It’s time to stop complaining And it’s time to go on praying Cause we all have a divine spark We are the Love we are the Light.

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Funny Planet is the debut album by Le Nombre D’Or.
It was recorded on the 20th, 21st and 22nd of October 2020 at Seratone Studio (Montréal) by Simon Petraki, who also did the mixing and mastering. Thank you Simon!
The instruments are tuned to A 432 Hz.

Le Nombre d’Or are
Fafa : guitar, voice, flute, piano
Gordon : drums, back vocals

Music and lyrics : Fafa (except for Le ptérodactyle de la Meuse, lyrics co-written with Juju)
Drums: Gordon
Bass on I Saw A UFO and The Mainstream Media played by Vincent Mimeault (Killing Cables).
Additional back vocals on I Saw A UFO and The Mainstream Media and castanets on The Right Map by Vincent Mimeault. Thank you Vince!

Artwork and logo done by Fafa, except for the painting on the back cover made by Robert Bob Bibeau (Ugly’s sculptures).
Special thanks to Sam Girard (Oesophage) for his pterodactyle scream on Le ptérodactyle de la Meuse.

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Funny Planet est le premier album du Nombre D’Or.
Il a été enregistré les 20, 21 et 22 octobre 2020 au studio Seratone (Montréal) par Simon Petraki qui a aussi effectué le mixage et la masterisation. Merci Simon!
Les instruments sont accordés sur le La 432 Hz.

Le Nombre d’Or est formé de
Fafa : guitare, voix, flûte, piano
Gordon : batterie, choeurs

Musique et paroles : Fafa (sauf pour Le ptérodactyle de la Meuse, paroles co-écrites avec Juju)
Batterie : Gordon
Basse sur I Saw A UFO et The Mainstream Media jouée par Vincent Mimeault (Killing Cables).
Chœurs additionnels sur I Saw A UFO et The Mainstream Media et castagnettes sur The Right Map de Vincent Mimeault. Merci Vince!

Dessins et logo de Fafa, sauf pour la peinture de la couverture arrière réalisée par Robert Bob Bibeau (Ugly’s sculptures).
Remerciement spécial à Sam Girard (Oesophage) pour son cri de ptérodactyle sur Le ptérodactyle de la Meuse.

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released December 7, 2020

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Le Nombre d'Or were a rock band from Montreal, Canada.
Founded in 2018 and splitted in 2021.

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